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I may be wrong but i think tony abbott has a tooth fairy tax now ….
Friday Funnies
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findtim
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this is a long post so heres the warning.
we have a garden that is literally 40cm wide and 200cm long in our front yard next to the driveway.
and we live in a cul de sac but there is a park at the end of the street, so EVERYDAY a dog or cat SH^^TS in that 40x200cm garden !!!!!
we have put down bark, we have down sticks, vinegar , we have now put it sticks that point upwards and the little bastards still find a gap to sh^^T in.
this is not a friday funny its and every day funny.
my choices are either a GUN or a solution, it seems to be the "early morning walkers"
i'm thinking barbed wire, cayenne pepper bombs, electric fencing, video surveillance, taser, or maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-eMdMsMgCU
tim
we have a garden that is literally 40cm wide and 200cm long in our front yard next to the driveway.
and we live in a cul de sac but there is a park at the end of the street, so EVERYDAY a dog or cat SH^^TS in that 40x200cm garden !!!!!
we have put down bark, we have down sticks, vinegar , we have now put it sticks that point upwards and the little bastards still find a gap to sh^^T in.
this is not a friday funny its and every day funny.
my choices are either a GUN or a solution, it seems to be the "early morning walkers"
i'm thinking barbed wire, cayenne pepper bombs, electric fencing, video surveillance, taser, or maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-eMdMsMgCU
tim
nt81
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I would try something a little more like this 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8
2 Million youtube views can't be wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8
2 Million youtube views can't be wrong.
Data Glasses
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I suggest standing out the front and asking for their address when you catch them so you can take a dump in their front yard
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I would try something a little more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8
2 Million youtube views can't be wrong.
Wow i've been weeing on my vans window without even knowing it's a cat deterrent !!
findtim
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i caught one guys dog last year and raced out and yelled at him, " HEYYYYY HEYYYY, come back and pick this up" he was holding a newspaper and he said " i don't have a bag " ny reply was, "what part of the newspaper are you not going to read? but i see you also have pockets so come back and clean it up "
apparently he doesn't trade in the stock market
tim
geodomains
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One shoe ruins a photo
I thought this was so funny I had to post it
Don
I thought this was so funny I had to post it
Don
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There is a term for that kind of photo …..cant remember though ?
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did you mean xmas ?
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Belated friday funny ….. the indian Seo company that rang to develop a domain that was less than 24hrs old, i guess they had to ring as i had probably already blocked their spam emails, i am getting more and more each week ….. Seo = Spam
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I quite often get 'notifications' that do not seem to exist when i have not been on for a week, think i'll and see as well
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Finally FindTim can get 'tipped' for his wonderful work on how to light a pizza oven
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http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/235235
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http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/235235
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A day late but still worthy, officer i think it was the man with the logo on his forehead
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http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/p...d_on_his_face_arrested_for_identity_theft.php
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http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/p...d_on_his_face_arrested_for_identity_theft.php
neddy
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Get me a doctor ……my sides are splitting !
