Friday Funnies

[Data Glasses]

I've my office so now I over look the letter box , I don't get much mail, mostly email but today I get a letter from my super fund.

" in 2013 bla bla members received over 193 million in illness and injury claims helping families when they need it most.... "

ahhhh, that makes me feel good

and then under that statement it says :

as a result your disability insurance premium is going up..................

UP not just UP but 95% UPPPPPP

not funny

They make the government sound nice

 

[findtim]

Sounds like you need some advice from a Financial Adviser he he he.

well its all about the numbers, AMP have 2229 twitter followers, suncorp 1755 followers and hostplus 2699 followers but FA has 9828 followers.

hmmmm , makes me wonder

tim

 

[findtim]

fair dink, this was listed last on my NF triggered alerts

http://screencast.com/t/HcPJMJy6

tim

 

[nt81]

.melbourne is better

 

[nt81]

First Friday Funny.

Domainer trying to offer me a domain "xxxxxxxx.com will be available soon, $20 if you want it"

Irony, I am the one who let the domain drop.

I had a laugh

 

[findtim]

heads up, the movie " the internship " is quite funny and its about google but don't watch it with your wife !!!

not a spoiler alert as this is an opening scene , where the girlfriend says something like " you told me we would be rich " and he says "trust me" and then she walks out and never comes back.

but its a good movie, basically popcorn, beer and forget about the world around you type 1.5 hours

tim

 

[nt81]

Watched it about 3 weeks ago.

I thought it wasn't too bad considering that Vince wrote it himself.

 

[Data Glasses]

First Friday Funny.

Domainer trying to offer me a domain "xxxxxxxx.com will be available soon, $20 if you want it"

Irony, I am the one who let the domain drop.

I had a laugh

think we have all received one of those but its when the name is unregistered you really wonder about the sender ??

 

[Data Glasses]

This is for all you rappers out there, new gtld, mixing numbers and letters and crap music to boot
~
www.50inda.club

 

[findtim]

MAYBE, we should start the " Friday funnies Award " each week ?

here is my entry, I found it whilst searching for some other stuff ( I WAS actually working ) its 9 minutes long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ajO3YbC5ng

tim

 

[findtim]

Geelong

 

[nt81]

Snoopy

 

[Data Glasses]

Blabbott

 

[nt81]

Kumquats

 

[Data Glasses]

light beer ….

 

[nt81]

Spoons

 

[helloworld]

two penuts walked into a bar. one was a salted.

 

[findtim]

Kumquats

HEY, my mother in law makes a GREAT kumquat jam so back OFF

also if you have a kumquat tree squeeze the juice onto your bbq before cooking to clean it, then place the skins into a jar with vinegar for a while, distill, and use it as an all purpose bathroom cleaner.

youtube it, ( most are listed for oranges not kumquats )

the friday funny is picking a kumquat from a tree and being nasty enough to say to someone " HEY, these are great, just like a mandarine but you put the WHOLE lot in your mouth

now that is nasty/funny

tim

 

[nt81]

 

[helloworld]